Good Advice: Two Lessons from the Valentino Fall 2010 Couture Collection

Dear Maria Grazia Chiuri and Pier Paolo Piccioli, 


I understand it is really tough following in a couture master like Valentino's shoes, especially since he's still alive and all watching you, but here's two free bits of advice:

No woman wants a giant blossom shooting out of her naughty bits

Or to be caged 

Cheers!

-m